He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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