Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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