just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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