So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
