Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
We had sex on a dog bed..
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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