Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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