Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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