I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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