I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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