Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
