I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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