Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I'm always down for nudity.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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