You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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