Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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