Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
