just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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