batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Randomize
