And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
