ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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