we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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