So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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