I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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