So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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