I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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