cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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