The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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