I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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