Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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