38 yer olds are good kisserssss
its not stalking. its research.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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