Can Purell be used as lube?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
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