physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
This toilet bowl is my home.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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