my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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