this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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