I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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