You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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