i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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