ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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