i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
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look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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