talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
im on a boat
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