Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
