Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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