Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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