the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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