I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
