So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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