She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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