"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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