She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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