he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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