Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
dude. I can hear the air.
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