There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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