I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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