My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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