i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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