the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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