It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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