I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
