So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Randomize